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By Michael Machette VanHelsing
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At the age of 14, I was told by my parents that my health insurance costed too much for them and that I had to go get 'medicaid' and assistance or some sh!t. I followed their instructions because I was confused, scared and had no idea what the hell they were talking about.

As you could imagine, the experience of going to apply for these things in the late 80s-early 90s was a nightmare and traumatizing ESPECIALLY for a 15 year old kid. Let me just say, I NEVER went back.

Now, the TYPE of kid I was plays a HUGE role in the origin of Sensei Essentials. At this age I had my 'waking up' experience, which is to say that one day in a church, pure evil was revealed to me. That day put me on a search for the truth about EVERYTHING. 

I used to draw, paint on clothes, rap, read comic books, smoke weed and play video games. My all time favorite video game was and IS Final Fantasy. The relevance here is that this particular game is called a 'Role Playing Game'. 

In role playing games, you play as a chosen character, go on an adventure playing out the life of this character in a fictional digital world. Thing is, in these games there are weapon shops, item shops, herb shops, magic shops etc. 

During this very same year, I was hanging out at a famous shopping mall in South Jamaica Queens named The Colliseum one day. I went to Hillcrest High School which was close, so we used to hang out in the area after school. DIRECTLY ACROSS THE STREET though, was this strange looking store with candles and books and stones in the window. Out of curiousity, I went inside. My mind was blown because this shop looked like something straight out of the Final Fantasy game. 

There were candles, herbs, wands, crystals, potions, books and all types of stuff in there. I asked questions and found out that the herbs were actually medicines and that they were to be made into teas. I remember the first herbs I ever bought were Goldenseal and Echinacea. The next day I went back and bough White Willow Bark. They were either roots or leaves in little plastic bags for like $5. 

I made friends with the people that worked there and learned alot about natural medicine and what to get for certain situations. That was my start in this field. 

Let me add in this story, that this very same year I bought two books, 'Illuminati 666' and 'Behold a Pale Horse'. Which is to say that I was ALSO learning about the evil  corrupt system and the truth about the Health Industry. 

What I learned put me on a mission to seek out all the herbs and natural remedies I could find. During my teenage years, I noticed that my parents weren't the only ones having problems paying for medical insurance and medical bills. My friends, after noticing me making weird teas when they would hang out at my house, started coming to me when they were sick or had rashes etc. That's when I started 'healing' others. 

I will never forget my introduction to the Bible. The owner of the what I now know as a 'Botanica' shop, said to me that herbs are for the 'healing of nations' and that those words were in the Bible. He also said that it was in the Bible somewhere that God put something here for every sickness we could ever have. Going to find these words was the first time I opened up a Bible on my own volition. 

At the age of 18, I learned that I needed some of my teeth pulled and that i needed two root canals. I eventually got the teeth pulled and ONE of the root canals. Root canal number 2... helped mold me into the well known healer that I am today. 

My first appointment for root canal 2 went as well as it could being that nothing about a root canal is a good thing. Problem was, my second appointment for the permanent crown on my tooth, which was  to cover the huge hole went WAY left. My mother had accompanied me to this appointment because of how much pain I was in. The receptionist told us that the dentist that worked on my tooth was no longer working there and that I had to find another dentist and reschedule. This pissed me ALL THE WAY off. I NEVER went back to a doctor or dentist to this day. 

Here is where the story makes a VERY interesting turn. Because one of my teeth was OPEN like a literal crown, I would occasionally get an abcess infection, which is like no other pain in recorded history. My mother was a nurse at a nursing home in Manhattan so she would bring me 'penicillin VK' and Tylenol 3 with Codine when my abcess would flare up. Here's the thing though, after a while neither of the two would work. 

Remember I said the first herbs I bought were goldenseal, echinacea and white willow bark. Well, goldenseal is a powerful natural antibiotic and whte willow bark is for pain. they both helped but I needed the medication to help things go faster.

THAT'S WHEN... I ran into Bob Beck and colloidal silver. During these times there was no 'internet. MY internet was the library, bookstores, Loompanics Publishing company and Palladin Press publishing company. The two latter were catalogs of information books and pamphlets about stuff not normally found in libraries and bookstores. In one of the pamphlets I bought, I learned about colloidal silver and how it could kill any virus, bacteria, fungus or germ. 

After asking around at multiple health food stores, I finally found it. This was two years later at the age of about 20-21. I found colloidal silver at a supplement chain called 'The Vitamin Shope'. It was located at a shopping mall called 'Green Acres Shopping Mall', which was close to my neighborhood. 

I FINALLY found something that made both the infection AND pain go away within 24hrs! The swelling would take a fraction of the time to go away completely as it did with the herbs and pharmaceuticals.

I used it for years to ward off the abcess ever flaring up and when it did, I knocked it out quick. Problem was, a 4 oz bottle of silver costed anywhere from $16 to $24!

In 2007, I went to prison and for the first time was exposed to 'working out' and bodybuilding. Needless to say this is ALSO when I learned about weight loss, weight gain, muscle gain and supplements. As to not digress, but add relevant info, let me say that during my ONE year bid, I went in at a tiny 33 year old 136 pound man. I left in 2008 at 180 and like 2% bodyfat. I learned how to turn myself into a straight MONSTER and i ended up training 'new guys' how to do the same. 

It was a relief to get back to using silver after being released from prison and using their pharmaceuticals. 

It would take me drinking 3 or 4 bottles throughout a 1 week period to completely kill the infection. This is when I researched how to make it myself. 

2010, I made my first bottle of colloidal silver. At first, I used it for myself and  people close to me but then....

A friend of mine had a mother in law with 'small cell lung cancer'. For the hell of it I had bought these blue glass bottles with dropper tops so I could carry my silver around with me all the time. When I found out about my this lady's problem, I donated a bottle of silver to her because I was sure it would help. Days later me and my friend took a trip to New York. I ended up staying. 


But about two weeks later, his wife tagged me in a post on facebook thanking me for helping her mother because when she went to the doctor after taking my silver they told her that her viral count was lower than they expected and that they had no idea why. This is when I realized that I needed a name and labels for my silver.

I named it N.E.E.R. Water, which stands for 'Neative Energy & Entity Removal' Water. This is because in 2010 I had also been baptized and ordained as an official 'Deliverance Minister'. My specialty was and still is 'Negative Energy & Entity Removal'.

In 2016, I came up with the idea to put the best natural detox together with the best natural parasite and heavy metal cleanse. Two PURE natural elements, carbon and silica. I called this new product 'SENSEI CLEANSE'. I gave it that name because when I was filling the capsules I had bought, I noticed I had a white pile of powder on my glass table and a black pile of powder. That reminded me of the Yin yang symbol and how I favored Eastern Medicine over Western Medicine. That with my love for Kung Fu flicks solidified the name 'Sensei Cleanse'. 

After that, I made my logo, labels and built the web page. While building the web page something told me that I should start a brand where I sold natural medicines that I make. Along with the idea of kung fu movies in my head, it hit me to name the brand 'Sensei Essentials'. Because in my head I imagined a shop where kung fu masters would go to get stuff. Mind you, this was just an idea and something cool I could put in the header for the 'Sensei Cleanse' landing page. At the time my intent was to make it LOOK LIKE I had a supplement brand.

 

In 2021, I saw a movie called 'LUCY' which was about a woman who had been exposed to a BRAIN DRUG that enhanced the brain usage and functions to levels beyond the imagination. But then, I saw ANOTHER movie called 'Limitless', which was about a man who had been exposed to a brain enhancing pill that did the same but Limitless was a more subtle less comic booky movie.

Either way, I was spiritually led to research brain enhancement drugs and herbs and ran into the world of 'Nootropics'. I spent at least a full year non stop researching and experimenting with different nootropics. That is because THEY WORK! The movie Lucy was 'for now' a fictional stretch as far as possibilities goes but nonetheless true in theory and concept. 

Recently, we have faced a 'Pandemic' and at the same time, the Health Industry and 'Big Pharma' have been exposed for countless crimes. The entire system we have all depended on is falling apart. I wanted to create an alternative for people that was already in place if and BEFORE Sh!t hits the fan. 

A few days ago, after deciding to launch N.E.E.R. Water and Sensei Cleanse publicly, it hit me that I should actually create my own supplement brand... and here we are. 

I have been healing people and helping them heal themselves 90% of my life. Time to get back to it, that's the story and THAT is the difference between 'Sensei Essentials'and everybody else.

My name is Michael Machette VanHelsing. I will begin this story in the REALEST way possible. 

I haven't had or needed a doctor since the age of 11. For ANYTHING.

My last memory of going to a doctor's office, I remember my mother holding my hand to cross the street.

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